Techno Aliens

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Fade from black

Zock is looking at a computer monitor. Zit is making some food

Zock: Captain’s log “Zit and I were sent to earth to find the good news. Why, because our people don’t have true happiness…

Zit: whoa!!!

Zock: Be carful!

Zit bumps into the boost button

And hits a asteroid

Fade out, Start tiles

Techno Aliens

The asteroid goes threw space and goes to earth. Hitting the atmosphere and burning away the asteroid. The ship hits the ground of a farm

Zit: whoa that’s the last time I am driving

Zock: yes that’s true

Zit: do you think they could be the humans

Pointing at the cows

Zock: let’s see

Zit and Zock walks over to the cow. But the cow runs away, so zit runs after it.

Tommy: Oh no not again. Where’s my spade? (Tommy does his EVIL GRIN!! Zoom in on face) Tommy gets his BIG spade and chases Zit who was still chasing the cow.

Zock: stop chasing the cow!! (at zit)

Tommy comes over and hits zock on the head

Tommy: I am Tommy Brown. So why are you here? (Tommy stands over zock)

Zock: aw you hit me.

Tommy: yes you were chasing Betty.

Zock: I am Zock and that is Zit. We are aliens that came to earth to find the good news. 

Tommy: Get your friend, come inside and tell my mum your story

Zock: Zit come inside!!

Zit and Zock go inside

Tommy: This is my mum.

Mrs Brown: Aaaah!!(Scream) What are you two.

Tommy: they are Aliens

Mrs Brown: can you change into human form?

Zock: Yes we can change into human form. See.

Mrs Brown: you may need some clothes. Come.”

Mrs Brown goes and gets some clothes.

Zock: Thanks.

Mrs Brown: you may call me Mrs Brown and who are you?

Zock: I am Zock and this is Zit. We have came to find the good news. 

Mrs Brown: you mean the bible. Here you can have all the bibles you need.

Zock: Thanks and by the way our ship is broken and my head.

Mrs Brown: Ok you can stay here if you want to and here is some ice.

Zock: Thank you, you are so kind

Tommy: Come with me Zit

Mrs Brown: I will see you to a room Zock

Zit and Tommy go to Tommy’s room

Zock and Mrs Brown go to get a room for Zock

Open on Tommy’s room

Tommy: so these are toys. You play with them.

Zit: nice, Tommy what is this?

Zit picks up a vase

Tommy: no, no don't touch that

Zit drops it

Tommy: we need to clean that up, an antique collector was coming about to see that.

 Open on the bus coming down the road

Jane: Bye girls, see you on Monday,

Mum I am home!

Mrs Brown: Hi Jane this is Zock a hitchhiker from Sweden

Jane: wow he’s hot.

Zock: Thanks, I think?

Mrs Brown: Now Jane be nice.

Jane: What I just said that he was hot!

Mrs Brown: I know what you said! Now go to your room and get into something more appropriate!

Jane: Yes mum, bye Zock.

Jane goes to her room and Zock goes to his.

 Open on Car coming up the road

Tommy comes running down the stairs

Tommy: Daddy’s home, daddy’s home!

Mrs Brown looks out the window

Mrs Brown: Yes he is.

Jane: How does this look?

Zock: Beautiful!

Mrs Brown: Yes you look very nice Jane!

Mr Brown: Hello beautiful!

Mrs Brown: Hello Handsome!

Tommy: Yuck.

Jane: You said it!

Zit: Who is that?

Tommy: That’s our dad.

Zit: What I have a new dad now!

Tommy: No, that’s mine and Jane’s dad.

Zit: oh I knew that. Hey Mr B what’s up?

Mr Brown: Who is that? (to Mrs Brown)

Mrs Brown: That’s Tommy’s new friend and his brother. (Pointing at Zit and Zock)

Mr Brown: Ooh. Hey man just chilling you knows ay.

Jane: Hey dad you suck at slang!

Zock: So what are you doing tomorrow? (to Jane)

Jane: Nothing why?

Zock: Oh um I wanted to know if you wanted to hang out?

Jane: Oh ok cool.

Zock: That’s great!

Zit: So what’s for tea?

 Open on Zock coming down for breakfast.

Jane: Good morning sleepy-head!

Mrs Brown: What do you want for breakfast?

Zock: oh, nothing thank you I am not hungry.

Mrs Brown: It’s good we don’t have very much now that your brother is eating everything!

Zock: Zit stop eating all the food!

Zit: Yes sir.

Zock:  Tommy, Zit and me are going to do some things in the barn. (to Jane and Mrs Brown)

Jane: Oh ok I will see you later?

Zock: I hope so.

Tommy: Come on Zit lets go!

Tommy, Zit and Zock go outside to the barn.

 Open on the Barn.

Tommy: Well this is it.

Zit: Wow it’s so big.

Tommy: Yes it is.

Zit: I have seen Bigger!

Zock: Well we will need the ship.

Zit: Yes, Zock and I will go and get the ship.

Zit and Zock go get the ship and roll it in.

Open on Mrs Brown coming to the Barn.

Mrs Brown: Tommy can you walk the puppies.

Tommy: Yes mum

Zit: What are puppies?

Tommy: They are baby dogs.

Zit: Cute.

Tommy: I haft to a walk them for 10 minutes to the east corner.

Zock to Zit: keep in touch by the radio.

Zit to Zock: yes I will.

Tommy: well Zock you coming?

Zock: no I have some things to do on the ship.

Tommy: ok then see you later.

Mrs Brown has been looking at the ship

Mrs Brown: its looks good.

Zock: Yes it does.

Tommy: well Zit and I will go a walk the puppies.

Mrs Brown: ok have fun, I am going to get lunch ready.

Open on Tommy and Zit walking the puppies 

Tommy: and here is the east corner, over there are the Bobs, they are a weird family.

Zit: ok, can I walk the puppies back.

Tommy: here

Zit: thanks, whoa

Zit drops the puppies leash and runs after them.

Tommy: call Zock, he could get them!

Zit radios Zock

Zit to Zock: I dropped the puppies leash please help.

Zock to Zit: Sigh I am coming.

Zit: Zock is coming.

Tommy: good.

Zit: who is that over there?

Tommy: oh that is James Bob one of the Bob Brothers

Zit: oh ok.

The ship comes and picks up the puppies, Tommy and Zit

James into a radio: Boss the browns have aliens!

James’ Boss: good work agent, return to base.

James: roger boss

Open on Jane and Mrs Brown coming out of the house and seeing the ship

Jane with a gasp look to her face.

Zit, Tommy, Zock and the puppies comes out of the ship.

Jane slaps Zock then storms inside.

Mrs Brown to Zit and Zock: please leave now.

Zit: here if you need us, just radio.

Mrs Brown hugs Tommy and they go inside the house

Open on the Bobs’ house.

The boss aka Mr Bob: we need a plan because we have no money ZERO, ZILT, NADA!

Luke Bob (Another one of the Bob Brothers): Is that why we are called B.O.B. the bad object buyers?

The boss: yes

Emily Bob (one of the Bob Sisters): The Browns aliens are in the atmosphere sir.

The boss: good my next plan is we send missiles to the alien’s space ship! Do it now!

Melanie Bob (Another one of the Bob Sisters): 10 seconds to fire the G.M.B.s (the gooey missiles from B.O.B) sir

The boss: fire! Now my lovelies where were we? 

Open on Zit’s and Zock’s ship

Zit: we have some missiles following us Zock.

Zock: ok. I will fire some bombs at it.

Open on the Bobs’ house

The boss: so aliens we have you in our chairs I hope the rope is not to tight.

Zit: no it isn’t.

Zock: sssh.

The boss: yes your friend is right; you should not speak unless you are spoken to.

Luke Bob: sir isn’t those chairs the ones they used in Indian Jonas and the last crusade.

The Boss: yes but don’t tell them that, they cost 3 million.

Luke Bob: Wow we are bad object buyers!

The Boss: That’s how we got our name.

Zit: That’s how you got what name?

Emily Bob: That’s why we are cal AW, what was that for?

The Boss: You where about to blow our cover.

 Zit: And you don’t want to do that!

The Boss: Yes she won’t want to do that. (Looks at Emily)

Zock: What do you want with us?

Luke Bob: We just . .

The Boss: No I am going to say it!

Zit: Question, how are we going to get home?

The Boss: Um I don’t know, now why we are called B.O.B

Emily Bob: I will roll the movie,

The Boss: Now my Family has been running B.O.B Since 1889

My Great, Great, Great, Grandpa  

 Zit: that’s a lot of greats

The boss: well it was 1889

Zock: that’s true

The boss: Well...

Zoom out, slow

Open on the browns sneaking into B.O.Bs house

Mr Brown: Tommy are you sure about that

Tommy: yes I am

Mr Brown: good

Bob guard: who’s there!

Mr Brown: me and the gardeners

Bob guard: ok, do your gardens

The boss: And that’s it, now why are you here?

Zock: It’s easy

Zit: we are here to get the good news

Luke Bob: why do you finish the others sentences?

Door shams open

Tommy: give us back Zit and Zock

The boss: let me think, NO! Get them my lovelies

Tommy pulls out a shotgun

Mr Brown: I told you to leave that at home, here, have your spade

Tommy gets the big spade and hits Luke (who was come at him) and James (who was on the radio) Mr Brown tackles the Bob guard

Bob guard: you are not gardeners

Mrs. Brown whacks Melanie on the head with a rolling pin(who was studying zit’s and Zock’s Ship) Jane jumps on Emily (who was coming to her)

Jane: hey I broke a nail

Emily: But that not all you are going to brake

Tommy After hitting Luke runs over to Zit and Zock to free them

Zit: thank you for saving us

Tommy: tell that to my dad, it was his idea

Mr Brown: yes I am a big sci-fi fan, I told my self, if I came across an alien, to save him at all cost, and here we are

The boss: Hey I am a sci-fi fan too, that is why I caught you two. I like aliens too

Zock: do you have a ship?

The boss: yes and I can contact your race too, I have a super powerful radio

Zock: Thank you

Open on Zit’s and Zock’s new ship (B.O.Bs ship)  

Zock: here have a radio to contact us.

The Boss: give it to them; I have the super powerful radio

Zock: ok, here Browns have this radio

Jane hugs Zock

Zock: I will miss you

Jane: shut up

Jane kisses Zock

Zock: is that how humans show love?

Browns and Bobs laugh

Tommy: here, Zit have a puppy

Zit: thanks

Zock: good bye now

Zit: you come back if any thing goes wrong

Zock: your just a wormhole way

The boss: Bye 

Mr Brown: tell all of the galaxy the good news

Zock: Will do

Zit: Bye Now

Zock: good Bye

The Boss: Godspeed Zit and Zock

Ship zooms over their heads

Credits start